Arrr! Mets be givin' Juan Soto a fancy cabin fer his crew, while them Yankees be tighter than a clam!
2024-12-10
Arrr, news be spillin' 'bout Juan Soto's talks with them landlubber Mets and Yankees! The Yankees, stubborn as a mule, refused to part with a free suite fer his kin, while the Mets be quick as a squirrel to say aye! Aye, what a merry jest it be!
Ahoy, me hearties! The scallywags in the Bronx be drownin' their sorrows over young Juan Soto, who be settlin' his sails with the Mets instead of the Yankees! Aye, the treasure he be chasin' amounts to a kingly $765 million, but it seems the lure of fancy lodgin’ be part of the tale. Word from the high seas of New York Post be sayin' that the Mets’ owner, Steve Cohen, did offer a suite to Soto’s kin, a gesture the Yankees refused to match! It appears Captain Judge and the gallant Jeter paid their dues fair and square, and the Bronx lads didn’t want to offer a freebie! So, while the Mets be throwin’ gold like confetti, the Yankees’ offer hovered just a peg below at $760 million. Cohen, bein’ a smart sea captain, knew he had to woo Soto, for the lad be already eyein’ the treasure in Queens after taste o' the World Series! Now, with Soto sailin’ away, the Yankees be left to plot a new course, huntin’ for fresh fish in the pitchin’ waters, eyein’ the likes of Fried and Burnes. Aye, the winds of change be blowin’, and the Yankees’ crew must adapt or be left in the wake!