Arrr, Karoline Leavitt be swearin' Trump’ll guard the lasses’ quarters from scallywags, causin' quite the ruckus in Illinois!
2025-03-19
Arrr, matey! The fair Karoline Leavitt, scribe o’ the White House, be chattin’ 'bout the ruckus over lasses lettin' lads in their sportin' and locker rooms! A fine hullabaloo it be, where pirates and mermaids alike be scratchin’ their noggins! Aye, what a jolly tempest!
Avast, me hearties! Listen well to the tale bein’ spun from the high seas of politics! Our fine lass, Karoline Leavitt, the press secretary of the White House, be chattin’ on the stormy waters of transgender inclusion in the fair maidens' sports and locker rooms, aye!In the land of Deerfield, Illinois, a fierce mother, one Nicole Georgas, be raisin’ a ruckus over her daughter bein’ forced to change garb in front of a lad who claims to be a lass. She be claimin’ she filed a complaint with the Department of Justice, as if she be callin’ upon the captain of the ship to right a wrong!
Leavitt, with the fire of a cannon, declared that the President be standin' firm on the rocky shores, sayin’ there be but two genders, and no swabs parading about as women shall be tolerated! Meanwhile, a Democrat named Bob Morgan, bless his heart, be callin’ the girls’ claims a pack of lies, defendin’ the honor of his community like a true swashbuckler!
The school district, like a ship dodgin’ cannon fire, claims no lass be forced to change in front of others, offerin' private locales for all. So, there ye have it, a right ruckus on the high seas of locker rooms! Yarrr!