Arrr, Kirk Herbstreit be callin' fer harsher punishments fer scallywags battlin' like landlubbers in flag tussles! Har har!
2024-12-02
Arrr, matey! Kirk Herbstreit, the wise sage of the gridiron, be callin’ fer harsher punishments fer landlubbers brawlin’ over flag-plantin’ shenanigans. Aye, let 'em walk the plank instead of tusslin’ like scallywags! Aye, ‘tis a jolly good idea, that be!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round fer a tale o’ the gridiron where tempers flared like cannon fire! Kirk Herbstreit, that savvy sea dog o’ ESPN, be callin’ fer harsher punishments fer them scallywags what were fightin’ over flag plantin’ antics on the football fields!Aye, three games erupted into raucous brawls as players tried to claim their turf by plantin’ flags like they were stakein’ a claim to buried treasure! Even the Sun Devils got in on the mischief, attemptin’ to stick a pitchfork in the ground like it were a pirate's treasure map!
Now, the Big Ten, in their infinite wisdom, slapped a hefty $100,000 fine on Michigan and Ohio State, but our matey Herbstreit wants more than just a few doubloons—he be demandin’ suspensions for those ruffians whose fists be flyin’ like seagulls at a feast!
“Those who be causin’ the ruckus should be sittin’ out games, even them bowl ones!” he insisted, sayin’ it be fer their own good! Arrr, the sport deserves better than a brawl over flags, I tell ye! And so far, only the Big Ten be handin’ out the punishment, while the rest be watchin’ like landlubbers!
So, hoist the anchor and let’s hope these players learn to keep their swords sheathed when the whistle blows! Or else, they’ll find themselves walkin’ the plank next time! Arrr!