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Arrr! Coach Deion be sayin' Shedeur, Travis, and the crew be set to pillage the bowl game!

2024-11-29

Arrr! The Colorado football crew be sayin’ nay to the scallywag trend o' sitters avoidin' bowl battles, even if that ol' game be not part o’ the grand playoffs. They’ll hoist the sails and take to the field, come what may! Avast, let’s play, me hearties!

Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of the mighty Colorado Buffaloes, led by young swabs Shedeur Sanders and Travis Hunter! On a fine Friday, they unleashed a storm o’ touchdowns, sending the Oklahoma State Cowboys to Davy Jones’ locker with a fearsome 52-0 thrashing!

Shedeur be tossin’ five fine touchdowns like cannonballs, while Hunter snagged 10 passes and even plundered an interception from the enemy captain, Maealiuaki Smith! Aye, this duo be the talk of the seven seas, with Shedeur eyein' the NFL draft like a treasure map, and Hunter chasin’ the Heisman like a hungry shark!

But lo! Rumors be swirlin' whether they’d abandon ship for the bowl game, what with their bright futures shinin’ ahead. Yet, Shedeur declared, “Nay! We be playin’ for the Buffs, for we be the heart and soul of this crew!” Coach Deion, their father and fearless leader, backed ‘em up, sayin’ they’d not abandon their mates in the battle.

With hopes of sailin’ into the Big 12 title, and the promise of a bowl game on the horizon, these pirates of the gridiron be ready to plunder glory! So hoist the flags, me hearties, for the Buffs shall play on, resolute as the tides!

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