Arrr! The Big Ten be pillagin’ Michigan and Ohio State with gold for their rowdy postgame ruckus!
2024-12-01
Arrr! The Big Ten scallywags be declaring a treasure loss of $100,000 for the crew of Michigan and Ohio State after a raucous rumble at the end of their rivalry duel! Aye, 'tis a fine way to settle disputes, eh mateys?
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of ruckus on the gridiron seas! The Big Ten Conference, in their wisdom, has decreed a fine o' $100,000 upon both the Michigan Wolverines and the Ohio State Buckeyes for a scuffle that erupted after a fierce rivalry match, where the Wolverines claimed victory, 13-10!After the brawl ignited like a cannon's blast, 'twas the Wolverines who attempted to plant their colors on the Buckeyes' sacred field. The Ohio State lads were none too pleased, makin' the situation as tense as a ship in a squall! As the chaos unfolded, the brave constables resorted to pepper spray to restore order amidst the fray!
The Big Ten, in their official scrolls, declared both crews had shown a lack o' sportsmanship, disrespecting the sacred art of civility. “Ye can’t be raisin' a ruckus after the battle’s done!” they proclaimed. One Michigan lad, Kalel Mullings, lamented the incident, sayin’ it tarnished the noble game, callin’ it “classless.” Aye, there be lessons to learn on these treacherous waters!
So, me mateys, let this be a reminder to all ye swashbucklers: keep yer swords sheathed after the final whistle, or ye may find yerselves payin’ a hefty price! Arrr!