Arrr, Taylor Swift be sayin’ ‘bout Brock Purdy: “That scallywag gave me a right ruckus last February!”
2024-12-15
Arrr! Last week, the fair maiden Taylor Swift be quizzed 'bout a tune and the doughty Brock Purdy. With a wink and a grin, she spun a tale 'bout the San Francisco 49ers’ brave captain, makin’ the crew belly laugh with her clever words! Avast, what a jolly jest!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of Brock Purdy, a brave soul who sailed the field with the San Francisco 49ers, almost claiming glory over the Kansas City Chiefs. Aye, 'twas a fierce battle, and there be a nervous lass named Taylor Swift in the crowd, her heart fluttering like a flag in a storm!This fair maiden, who doth court the dashing Travis Kelce, made a pitstop at a hospital, where she mused about her song "Paper Rings." When asked if it be about our dear Brock, she chuckled, "He put me through a lot last February. I was very stressed for a second!" Aye, the lad did throw 23 passes for 255 yards and even scored a touchdown, lifting the hopes of his crew!
But lo! The winds did change! After a tussle through field goals and into overtime, it was Patrick Mahomes who danced away with victory, sealing the fate of the Niners. Meanwhile, our Swift and her Kelce shared sweet kisses upon the field, much to the delight of all. While Brock was busy rising in fame, he was yet a humble lad at Iowa State when her "Lover" album dropped. Ah, the irony!
So, here’s to Purdy, a gallant captain of the gridiron, and to Swift, the siren who sings of love and stress alike! Arrr!