Arrr, Aaron Judge be ponderin' the beard code, ponderin' if he’ll sport a scruffy treasure on his chin!
2025-02-22
Arrr, matey! Captain Aaron Judge of the New York Yankees be keepin’ his whiskers true to the old ways, yet he be sportin’ a hearty fondness for a bit o’ change! Aye, a jolly mix o’ tradition and whimsy on the high seas of baseball!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this swashbucklin' tale from the diamond seas of baseball. The famed New York Yankees be lettin’ their scalawags sport beards for the first time in a half-century! But hold yer horses, for not all crew members be ready to embrace the face fuzz.Our gallant captain, Aaron Judge, declared, "Nay!" when asked if he’d join the beard brigade. He’s been keepin’ his visage as smooth as a freshly polished cannon since 2013—an oath to the legends of yore who sailed those waters before him!
Though he be a clean-shaven lad, he sees the wisdom in this new policy, much like ol' Hal Steinbrenner, who fears that players might shun the Yankees for their fuzzy restrictions. Rumors swirl that the likes of Vladimir Guerrero Jr. be eyein’ a beard, and Judge mused that if this change brings more hearty players aboard, then all hands would be on deck!
So, hoist the sails and prepare for a season of hairy hijinks, me hearties, for there be new winds a-blowin’ in the land of Yankees! Yarrr!