Matthew Stafford's fair lass be wonderin' if her mate's shanty days be near after them Rams got plundered by the Eagles!
2025-01-20
Arrr, as ol' Matthew Stafford wraps up his 16th voyage in the NFL seas, his shipmates, the Rams, met their doom at the hands of the Eagles in the Divisional Round. Meanwhile, his fair lass Kelly be wonderin' if it be time to hang up his boots, savvy?
Arrr, gather ye scallywags! It be a tale of Kelly Stafford, the fair lass of Matthew Stafford, quarterback of the Los Angeles Rams. After their ship sunk against them Philadelphia Eagles in the Divisional Round, she took to the high seas of Instagram to ponder the winds of retirement blowin’ on the horizon.Kelly be not wishin’ her matey to retire from his beloved sport. “I could never get tired o’ watchin’ ye play,” she be sayin’, while jestin’ about their age like true jolly rogers. She expressed her pride in him with sweet words and family snaps, though she left the crew wonderin’ if this be the end for the ol’ sea dog, as Matthew be thinkin’ on his future after 16 hard-fought seasons.
After the snowy battle, Matthew, now 37, spoke of takin’ time to ponder his next course. With stats that would make any pirate proud – 3,762 yards, 20 touchdowns – he still got the spirit to sail forth. Though he signed on for a couple more seasons, this crew be waitin’ to see if the winds will change. All hands on deck, me hearties, for the tale of Stafford ain’t done yet!