Arrr, Cooper Flagg's mum be callin' that viral shindig a grand 'F-you' to them scallywag UNC fans!
2025-03-11
Arrr, matey! Cooper Flagg's mum be spoutin' that her raucous jig o' joy after her lad’s mighty slam was a jibe at the scallywags from UNC, the classless knaves! Aye, she be shakin' her booties at them like a true sea wench!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale from the salty courts of the college ball, where the Duke Blue Devils be clashin' with the UNC scallywags! Our lad, Cooper Flagg, donned his pirate hat and set sail to glory, nettin' 15 points, reelin' in 9 rebounds, and dealin' 6 assists in a grand 82-69 victory over them Tar Heels! Arrr!But hold yer horses! It be not just Cooper’s skills that had tongues waggin’ but his mother, the fierce Kelly Flagg! In the heat of battle, she let loose a jubilant "On his f---ing head!" after her son executed a glorious two-handed slam—'twas a sight to behold! That moment sailed across the digital seas and went viral quicker than a cannonball!
Now, Kelly did apologize to those with delicate ears, yet she stood tall, sayin’ it was a proud moment for her lad, and a hearty F-you to the UNC crowd! She had the audacity to thank those who wanted to fund her escapades, callin’ the UNC fans a rowdy bunch, and claimin' the game was as intense as a stormy sea.
With Flagg leadin' the charge, the Blue Devils be eyein' the ACC title next, as they set their sails towards March Madness! Aye, let’s raise a mug of grog and cheer on Duke, for they be the kings of the court!