The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! Mahomes be walkin’ the plank o’ the Pro Bowl, first time he ain’t swabbin’ the deck!

2025-01-02

Avast, mateys! It be a foul wind blowin' as our gallant captain, Patrick Mahomes, be shunned from the Pro Bowl roster! Instead, the likes of Josh Allen, Joe Burrow, and Lamar Jackson be sailin' into the spotlight. Blimey, what treachery be this? A right jolly jest, I say!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the mighty Patrick Mahomes of the Kansas City Chiefs, who be settin' sail fer a third Super Bowl treasure! But lo and behold, a dark cloud befell him on Thursday, as he found himself absent from the initial Pro Bowl roster.

Instead, three scallywags—Josh Allen, Lamar Jackson, and Joe Burrow—claimed the captain's quarters, all in the runnin' for the MVP booty. Fear not, fer the sea be not all stormy; the Chiefs still boast a formidable crew with five of their own, includin’ Travis Kelce and Chris Jones, sailin' to the Pro Bowl.

Though Mahomes be missed from the initial lists, his numbers be no trifle: 3,928 yards and 26 touchdowns! Aye, he be no stranger to the Pro Bowl, havin' been named six times since 2018. Alas, he’s now an alternate, rubbin' elbows with the likes of Trent McDuffie and Harrison Butker.

As the Chiefs prepare to clash with the Denver Broncos, who seek a playoff ticket, let’s raise a mug to our fearless captain—may his ship sail true, and may he find his way back onto the Pro Bowl seas next time! Arrr!

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