Arrr, matey! Rodgers be wonderin', "What devilry be this? Flying contraptions over New Jersey? Blimey!"
2024-12-10
Arrr, matey! The scallywag quarterback of the New York Jets, Aaron Rodgers, be frettin' over those pesky flying contraptions spyin' in New Jersey! He laid his worries bare on the deck of "The Pat McAfee Show." Avast, what’s next—seagulls with telescopes? Har har!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a certain quarterback, Aaron Rodgers, who be dwellin' in the fair land of New Jersey! This scallywag ain’t just throwin’ touchdowns; he’s spottin’ drones flittin’ about like pesky seagulls! Aye, during a gabfest on "The Pat McAfee Show," he exclaimed, “What the hell be that?” as he beheld a fearsome drone in Bedminster!Now, the governor of that fine state, Phil Murphy, assures us he’s had a parley with the likes of Homeland Security and the FBI, claimin’ there be naught to fear. But lo and behold, our brave quarterback ain’t buyin’ it! He’s wonderin’ if these be mere mischief-makers or perhaps somethin’ sinister from afar, like foreign invaders lurkin’ in the shadows!Rodgers be callin’ upon the good folk of New Jersey to take up their cameras and document these aerial beasts. “Film it all!” he cries, especially ‘round where the rich folk be playin’ golf. So, me mateys, keep yer eyes to the skies and stay safe, for who knows what mischief these drones be up to in our midst? Yarrr!