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Arrr, Malik Nabers be sayin' he’s got no regrets 'bout his jests on the crew, savvy? Avast, matey!

2024-11-27

Arrr! Young Malik Nabers, the fresh matey of the Giants, be havin' "no regrets" for his jests 'bout the crew, but after spyin' the film, he says he might swap a few words. Aye, even scallywags be learnin' from their blunders on the high seas o’ football!

Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags! A young lad by the name of Malik Nabers, a fresh recruit o' the New York Giants, raised a ruckus after his crew met a most shameful fate at the hands o' the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, claimin' his mates be "soft as f---!" Aye, this be after a bitter 30-7 thrashin', where he lamented the lack o' targets like a parrot missin' its cracker in the first half.

Though he be leadin' the team with six catches fer 64 yards, all this glory came in the latter half of the tussle, makin' him feel as though he were tossed overboard! On a fine Tuesday, the lad stood by his words, sayin', "We just lacked communication," as if tryin' to charm a siren or two. He noted they only had a meager 15 plays in the first half whilst the enemy enjoyed a bounty of over 40! Talk about bein' left in the doldrums!

As the Giants prepare to clash with the dastardly Dallas Cowboys on Thanksgiving, Nabers be hopin' fer a fair wind to guide him to more opportunities. With a past performance of 12 catches fer 115 yards against these scurvy dogs, mayhap he'll find his sea legs again! Avast, let the games begin!

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