Arrr, DeMarcus Ware be sayin' if Micah be coachin', no podcastin' on the high seas o' football! Har har!
2025-01-17
Arrr, matey! Demarcus Ware be spillin' his treasure o' thoughts to Fox News, sayin' he’d be willin’ to join the Cowboys crew as a coach! He claims he’d be the scallywag to shiver Micah Parsons' timbers and make him quit his jabberin’ podcast mid-season! Aye!
Ahoy mateys! It be said the mighty Dallas Cowboys be searchin’ fer new captains to steer their ship from turbulent waters! One of their storied sea dogs, Demarcus Ware, thinks he’s got the compass to guide 'em right. This here Hall of Famer reckons he’d join the crew as long as his old mate, Jason Witten, takes the helm as head coach."I be throwin' me support fer Witten to be the captain of this ship," Ware be proclaiming. "If Witten be at the wheel, ye can bet yer doubloons Demarcus be right behind him as a defensive coach!" Witten, who be off coaching landlubbers at Liberty Christian since 2021, turned down grander offers to stick to the high school seas.Now, if these two scallywags join forces, Ware aims to turn current star linebacker Micah Parsons into a fearsome beast on the field—no more time wasted on podcasts during the season! He warns that a linebacker needs to be all hands on deck, not caught up in the choppy waters of celebrity gossip!In the end, if Ware and Witten be gettin’ aboard, who knows? They might just break the curse that has kept the Cowboys landlocked since 1995! Arrr, let the winds of change blow!