“Arrr! College crew be jumpin’ ship, lest their chariot burst into flames on the blacktop! Fire in the hole!”
2025-02-24
Arrr, matey! This weekend, the IU Indy Jaguars be escapin' a fiery fate, for their trusty ship o' wheels be breathin' fire on the return from battle! Aye, 'twas a close call, but they sailed home with nary a singed feather!
Avast, ye landlubbers! Gather 'round for a tale of fiery peril on the highroads of Kent, Indiana! A bus, carryin' the brave lads of Indiana University Indianapolis’s basketball crew, met with a fearsome fate after a mechanical beast unleashed its wrath and set the chariot ablaze, right after a tussle with the Northern Kentucky Norse. Aye, the Jaguars be savin’ their skins, as all hands aboard safely leapt from the inferno!As smoke billowed like a wicked sea storm, traffic be jammin’ up, makin’ it harder for the landlubbers to pass. Fear not, for a second ship, or bus in this case, was already sailin' to rescue the stranded crew! Pictures from the scene reveal a charred hulk of metal, lookin’ like it’d been bested by Neptune himself!
But let’s not be forgettin’, these brave lads took a whippin’ in their recent match, fallin’ to the Norse, 71-67, and holdin’ a meager record of 9-20! With but two battles left in their season, they be settin’ sail for the shores of home, ready to face Robert Morris and then Wright State in their final skirmish. Hoist the sails and wish 'em luck, for the Horizon League Tournament be just on the horizon, startin' March 4! Arrr!