Arrr! The Washington sea dogs' plans fer trans-athletes be breakin' the law o' the land, says the wise old sailor!
2025-04-02
Arrr, matey! The scallywags at Washington's school of sportin' can't be havin' no rules to ban the lads from the lasses' games, for 'tis against the law of the land, says the official! Aye, let the games continue, lest we be walkin' the plank!
Ahoy, mateys! It be a ruckus brewin' in the fair state of Washington, where the landlubbers be clashin' over whether lads can partake in the fair maidens’ sports! Despite the grand proclamation from Captain Trump, the WIAA's crew be tossin' around amendments to keep the games as lady-only. But lo and behold, the sage Sean Bessette be claimin’ that such amendments would be breakin’ the law of the land!The WIAA be bound by the Attorney General's decree, sayin' those proposals be naught but a ship without a sail. They be settin' forth two ideas: one to keep the girls’ leagues as pure as a siren's song and another to offer a free-for-all division for all who dare to join. But alas, me hearties, them proposals be just for show, like a parrot on a perch—advisory, not enforceable!
And what’s this? The Kennewick School Board be raisin' the black flag, cryin' for federal aid to quell the chaos! Meanwhile, the bravest of the Tumwater School District be takin’ a stand, decidin’ to ban the trans athletes from the ladies' teams, stirrin' the pot even further! In this stormy sea of legalities and identities, one thing be clear: the debate be far from over, and the wind be changin’ fast! Yo ho ho!