Arrr! Coach Batie-Smoose's ship, I mean home, was pelted with balls o' lead, say the lawmen! What a scallywag!
2025-02-13
Avast ye! The scallywags of Scotts Valley and that volleyball lass, Melissa Batie-Smoose, be spillin' the beans to Fox News Digital that some landlubber took aim at her ship—err, home—on a raucous Monday night! Blimey, who’d be shootin' at a coach? Must be a land-hugger!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale most peculiar comin' from the fair shores of Scotts Valley! A former coach o’ the San Jose State volleyball crew, one Melissa Batie-Smoose, found herself under fire—quite literally—when some scallywag decided t' take potshots at her abode with a pellet gun! Aye, the local constables reckon it be mere vandalism, but Batie-Smoose, she’s convinced it be a plot against her, linked to the stormy seas o’ controversy surrounding her stance on the inclusion of a transgender player in the league.As she was havin' a chinwag in a virtual parley with fellow sports folk, she heard a crash—glass shatterin' like a ship in a tempest! She ducked behind the couch, callin' fer her mate to summon the law. The police, bless their souls, be investigatin' but have found naught but a pellet, leavin' Batie-Smoose feelin' like a target on a pirate's treasure map. She’s holed up in a safer cove while the ruckus unfolds, and the university be sendin' thoughts and prayers like cannonballs. So there ye have it—a raucous tale o' sports, drama, and a dash o’ danger on the high seas of volleyball! Arrr!