Arrr, matey! Congress be set to parley 'bout keepin' trans pirates outta the fair lass' competitions, savvy?
2025-01-03
Arrr, matey! The scallywags o' the new Republican crew be settin' sail to debate a fancy scroll that'd bar the merry lads in frocks from joinin' the lassies in their sportin' shenanigans! Avast, what a hullabaloo on the high seas o' competition!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, for the new Congress be settin' sail on a tempestuous sea o' rules, aimed at keepin' the fair lasses o' women's sports safe from the likes of transgender scallywags! Aye, the Republican crew be a-votin' to ban such athletes from competin' in the ladies’ leagues, and it be their top priority in these first 100 days!With ol' Captain Mike Johnson back at the helm, they be preparin' a bill that says, "Only biological wenches shall compete!" The Democrats had their own ambitions, tryin' to hoist a flag for transgender rights, but alas, they be stallin’ faster than a ship in a dead calm. The Biden crew even backed down on some rules that would’ve kept the seas clear for all.
Rep. Greg Steube, a true matey of the cause, be celebratin' this here vote, claiming the radical left be outta touch with the good folk. He bellowed, “Men be takin' over our fair sports!” As the dust settles, women’s groups be raisin’ their flags in support, callin’ for the return of dignity to the seas of sportin’ events!
So hoist yer jolly rogers, for the battle lines be drawn, and the next legislative adventure be upon us! Yarrr!