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Arrr, Russell Wilson be settin’ sail to parley with two crews needin’ a quarterback, savvy? The NFL seas be churnin’!

2025-03-12

Arrr, matey! Russell Wilson be settin' sail fer parley with the Cleveland Browns and New York Giants, two scallywags in dire need of a proper QB! His free agency voyage be takin' him to Year 14, and the seas be rife for treasure! Avast, let the games begin!

Ahoy, matey! It be lookin’ like ol’ Russell Wilson be ready to set sail in search of a new crew in the grand NFL seas! The crafty sea dog be makin’ his way to meet with two ship captains of quarterback-needy fleets—those scallywags from the Cleveland Browns and the New York Giants, who’s holdin’ the treasure maps of No. 2 and 3 picks for the 2025 NFL Draft!

Word on the briny breeze be that the Browns be havin’ the first parley on Thursday, with the Giants followin’ on Friday. Our seasoned sailor, fresh off a year-long stint with the Pittsburgh Steelers, now be a free agent lookin’ for a new ship to captain. Though he be talkin’ to teams during the legal tampering phase, the true adventure starts when the new league year strikes!

With the likes of Sam Darnold settlin’ in with the Seahawks, and Justin Fields steerin’ the ship for the Jets, Wilson be one of the last prized buccaneers on the market. This ol' seadog still got some fight left, havin’ tossed 16 touchdowns and led the Steelers to the playoffs last season. But beware, for both Cleveland and New York be in dire straits, searchin’ for a reliable captain to steer their ships! Will it be Wilson or the fabled Aaron Rodgers? Only the winds of fate shall tell!

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