Arrr! Texas A&M's sea dog on the mound be scoldin' the landlubbers fer their foul jests o' our slow sail!
2025-03-02
Ahoy, mateys! Texas A&M's brave arm, Shane Sdao, be blowin' a cannon of words this fine Sunday! He’s callin’ out scallywags makin' foul jests at his crew whilst their ship be sailin' slow. Yarrr, let’s keep the ship’s spirit high and the insults overboard!
Arrr, ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the Texas A&M Aggies, a crew of baseball buccaneers who be findin' themselves adrift in rough waters this season o' 2025. After sufferin' a troublesome fourth defeat in a row to the Oklahoma State landlubbers, these lads be callin’ out their own fans for the foul winds of hate and disrespect blowin’ their way!With only a meager seven runs scored across their last four battles—against Cal Poly, Texas State, and Arizona—ye might say they be in a bit o’ a pickle! One brave pitcher, Shane Sdao, took to the treacherous seas of social media, cryin’ foul over the disgraceful messages bein’ hurled at his crew. “Ye landlubbers need to take a breath!” he bellowed, implorin’ his supporters to remember that they be human too, not just pieces o’ meat on a diamond.
So, hearkening to the call, Sdao urged the faithful Aggie fans to return to their true colors and support their crew like true mates, instead of actin’ like rivals! Aye, they be a mere 5-4 now, but the tides could change with an upcoming clash against the Rice Owls. Let’s raise our tankards and hope these Aggies find their sea legs once more! Gig ‘Em!