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Arrr, Jason and Kylie be lettin' young Travis meet the wee lass, a heart warmer than a treasure chest o' gold!

2025-04-02

Arrr! Jason and Kylie Kelce be showin' off their fourth lass, wee Finn, to ol' Uncle Travis on their jolly "New Heights" podcast! A fine crew o' scallywags, ye might say, settin' sail on the seas of family fun! Avast, me hearties!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the merry news of Jason and Kylie Kelce, who be havin’ welcomed a wee lass named Finnley "Finn" Anne Kelce on the thirtieth day of March! A fine addition to their crew of four daughters, aye!

During a jolly recording of “New Heights,” Jason did spy his fair lady Kylie with young Finn in her arms and asked his brother, the infamous Travis Kelce, if he’d care to meet his fresh wee niece. With a chuckle, Travis replied, “Aye, ye only sent me one picture! I ain't even heard the name ye chose!”

“Look at ye, little muffin!” boomed Travis when he laid eyes on the baby, as he exchanged pleasantries with Kylie. “Is she still a nameless babe?” he quipped. Kylie, with a laugh, proclaimed, “Nay, matey, we had to fill out the dreadful birth certificate!”

Jason insisted on the grand name of Finnley, not just plain Finn. As the headphones passed ‘round, Travis bantered with the newborn, “Ye look adorable! How was Kylie’s cozy abode?” To which Kylie jested, “Too comfy, that’s why we had to evict her!”

As the conversation ended, Jason reflected on the miracle of birth and the journey of fatherhood. And so, the Kelce ship sails on, with Jason trading his football for fatherly duties, now the captain of a household filled with giggles and adventure! Arrr!

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