Arrr! The Padres captain blames the widow's cursed lawsuit fer not snaggin' the star pitcher Sasaki! Aye, what a scallywag!
2025-01-28
Arrr, the scallywags o' the San Diego Padres be blamin' a cursed lawsuit from the late captain's wench fer makin' it harder to snatch the fine star pitcher Roki Sasaki! Aye, it be a right jolly mess on the high seas of free agency, I tell ye!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round fer a tale o’ the San Diego Padres and a right ruckus amongst the Seidler crew! The scallywags Matthew and Robert Seidler be respondin’ to a lawsuit from Sheel Kamal Seidler, the widow of the late captain o' the ship, Peter Seidler. She be claimin’ rights to the treasure—err, team—fer her wee ones, sayin’ it was Peter’s last wish!The response from the Seidler brothers blames Sheel’s legal shenanigans fer losin’ a chance to sign the famed Japanese pitcher, Roki Sasaki, who sailed off to the rival crew, the Dodgers, instead. They claimed that during crucial negotiations, Sheel’s lawsuit cast doubt on their intentions, makin’ it hard to keep the ship steady!
In their defense, the brothers argue that Peter never named Sheel as the rightful captain o’ the Padres. Instead, he spoke of his kin taking the helm, as he wished to keep Sheel away from the media storm that comes with the treasure of ownin' a sports crew.
In the end, it seems this tussle be more about pirate politics than baseball! Who will hoist the Jolly Roger over the Padres next? Only time will tell, mateys!