"Ye olde UConn swashbuckler be in a pickle, charged with sendin’ his mum to Davy Jones! Arrr!"
2025-02-13
Arrr, matey! Ex-hoops swashbuckler Eric Cobb be in a pickle! His own mum found colder than a mermaid's heart, all bundled up like a treasure in the backyard. The law be sayin' he’s in deep water for murder! Avast, what a tale of woe on the high seas!
Arrr, gather 'round, me hearties! A tale most foul be blowin' in from the sunny shores of Florida, where a former college basketball swab named Eric Christopher Cobb finds himself in a bit o' a pickle—an' not the kind ye eat with yer rum! This scallywag be charged with the dastardly deed of murd'rin' his own dear mother, who was found wrapped snug as a bug in a blanket, layin' in the backyard like a shipwrecked sailor. Aye, it be a sight to chill the timbers!Now, it be said that Eric, a lad of but 28 years, was tryin' to skedaddle away from the scene when the lawmen caught wind of his mischief. They found the poor soul’s mother, Erika Winford, with a bullet wound, lookin' more lifeless than a fish outta water. The neighbors be claimin' they heard gunshots and screams—sounds that'd raise the dead!
Eric, once known for tossin' round the ol' basketball at the University of Connecticut, now be awaitin' his trial behind bars. What a fall from grace, eh? From shootin' hoops to shootin' the fatal kind! So here’s hopin’ the winds of justice blow in favor of the poor lass, for even pirates have their code. Arrr!