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Arrr! That golfer be wishin’ on a star fer the LPGA to swab the deck with gender rules, matey!

2024-11-28

Arrr, me hearty! A lass o' the greens be prayin' to the fair winds that the LPGA tosses a new rule o' gender identity into the briny deep! She be wishin' to play fair against the scallywag Hailey Davidson, lest the game be a right jolly mess!

Ahoy, matey! Gather ye round, fer a tale of golf and squabbles on the high seas of sport! It be told that one Hailey Davidson, a lass who be claiming her place amongst the fairer folk of the LPGA, be stirrin’ the waters with her attempts to nab a coveted card. But alas, there be another scallywag, Olivia Schmidt, who be raisin’ her voice like a cannon blast, callin’ fer rule changes!

Schmidt, in a recent video from the Independent Women’s Forum, be sayin’, “When a grand organization favors one over four hundred, it speaks volumes!” Aye, she be right! The LPGA be allowin’ transgender athletes who’ve undergone hormone therapy to join the fray, givin’ Davidson a chance to swing her clubs alongside the ladies.

But Schmidt be wantin’ to toss that rule overboard! She be prayin’ fer change, hopin’ to clear the waters fer future generations of golfers. With nearly 300 players opposed to Davidson’s inclusion, it seems the winds of discontent be blowin' strong! Davidson, though she be claimin' to be outdriven, still be navigating these treacherous waters in pursuit of her dreams. Aye, the seas be rough, but the battle rages on in this sportin’ saga!

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