"Arrr! Grant DuBose be needin' his garb sliced off, stretcher-bound after a fearsome clash with the Texan scallywags!"
2024-12-15
Arrr, on the high seas of Sunday in Houston, fear struck as the brave Grant DuBose of the Miami Dolphins found himself in a pickle! With a mighty thud, his jersey had to be severed, and off he went on a stretcher, lookin' like a shipwrecked scallywag!
Arrr, gather 'round me hearties! A right fright took place in the clash o' the Miami Dolphins and the Houston Texans this past Sunday! Young wide receiver Grant DuBose, who be used as sparingly as a pirate's rum ration, found himself in a pickle after a nasty hit. He was runnin' a slant route like a landlubber chasin' a treasure map, when that scallywag quarterback Tua Tagovailoa flung a pass his way.Alas, Calen Bullock, the Texans' safety, came crashin' down like a cannonball, doin' his duty but leavin' poor DuBose flat on the turf, lookin' more like a fish outta water than a mighty seadog. The game had to pause for twelve long minutes—longer than a tavern brawl! Medical crew cut off his jersey and pads, makin' sure he was fit to be whisked away on a stretcher while all his mates knelt in prayer like they were askin' Poseidon for fair winds.
Even the two head coaches shared a hug—like two buccaneers who found common ground in the stormy seas! Sadly, DuBose departed with a head injury, and the Dolphins, in a fit of misfortune, lost the battle 20-12. Now they be sittin' at a perilous 6-8 for the season, while the Texans eye the treasures of the AFC South. Aye, what a day on the high seas of football!