Arrr! School scallywags ban trans lassies from the sportin' seas, while the crew chants for their rights like rowdy buccaneers!
2025-03-01
Arrr, matey! The Tumwater crew be decidin’ on Thursday to declare that trans lasses ain't fit to join the fair maidens in their sportin' battles, whilst the great state still waves its flag of acceptance! A jolly jape, indeed! Avast, where's the rum?
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bear tidings from the high seas of Tumwater, Washington! The school district, much like a ship in a stormy squall, be takin' the helm after the blue state turned a blind eye to Trump’s order that seeks to ban men from women’s sports. Aye, they voted 3-1 to keep trans girls off the gals' teams, settin' sail on a course fraught with controversy!One board member, Jill Adams, found herself between a rock and a boulder, claimin' that while she be supportin' different viewpoints, this ship be afloat in choppy waters. The ruckus did not end there, as shouts from disruptive protesters made the meeting as chaotic as a barroom brawl, causin' it to be scrapped. Arrr!
As the storm brewed, young Frances Staudt found herself in hot water after refusin' to play against a trans athlete, claimin' she was punished for “misgenderin’” her foe. It be a confusion fit for a pirate’s tale! Meanwhile, the defenders of the sea—er, state—argue that all must abide by the laws of the land, which allow such athletes to compete based on their identity. So, hoist the Jolly Roger and brace for more debates on these treacherous waters of sports! Yarrr!