Arrr! The 49ers be shiverin' me timbers, suspending De'Vondre for hidin' from the Rams like a scallywag!
2024-12-16
Arrr, matey! De'Vondre Campbell, that scallywag linebacker of the 49ers, be sittin' in the brig fer three long weeks fer refusin' to join the fray 'gainst the Rams! Aye, he be more scared of the fight than a landlubber at a sword fight! Har har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale from the high seas of the NFL, where the San Francisco 49ers be havin’ a right hullabaloo! It be known that their linebacker, De’Vondre Campbell, had the audacity to refuse to set sail in a match against the Los Angeles Rams, which led to a dismal defeat of 12-6. Aye, the general of the ship, John Lynch, announced a three-game suspension for Campbell, dubbin' it “conduct detrimental to the crew.” No further chatter be needed, says he!Now, Campbell’s troubles began when the starter, Dre Greenlaw, returned from the depths of injury. When Coach Kyle Shanahan summoned Campbell to join the fray, the lad balked, leaving the captain in a state of confusion—no reason given, mind ye! Rumors be floatin' that Campbell may not sail with the crew again come Week 16.
This scallywag, who once danced with glory as an All-Pro, joined the crew on a one-year deal, but alas, it seems he be walkin' the plank! With 75 tackles to his name this season, it’s a shame the ship be sinking to a 6-8 record. So raise a tankard to the 49ers, may they find smoother seas ahead!