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Arrr! The Raiders be hitchin' their ship to Geno Smith for two more years, savvy? Reports say so, matey!

2025-04-03

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags o' the Las Vegas Raiders have tied down Geno Smith for a spell longer than a barnacle's grip, with a treasure chest o' $75 million! He be stayin' with ‘em till the tides of 2027, savvy?

Arrr, gather 'round me hearties! The Las Vegas Raiders be makin' a grand oath to the swashbucklin’ Geno Smith, extendin' his stay on the high seas of the NFL for two more years, with a treasure trove of $75 million! Aye, they traded for this veteran scallywag earlier, bringin' ‘im back to his ol' captain, Pete Carroll, who now steers the ship in Sin City.

This 34-year-old buccaneer had but a year left with the Seahawks, and many thought him a mere pit stop for a young matey to take the helm. But nay! The Raiders be givin' Smith a hefty $66.5 million in gold doubloons guaranteed! With bonuses, he could haul in up to $85.5 million, keepin’ him chained to the Raiders until 2027!

Smith's got a $31 million bounty left from his Seattle contract for 2025, and the Raiders be searchin’ for a true captain after their past attempts floundered like a fish outta water. Smith just set records with the Seahawks, throwin’ for 4,320 yards and 21 touchdowns, though he needs to tame them pesky 15 interceptions!

So hoist the sails and brace yerselves, for with Smith aboard, the Raiders be ready to clash in the treacherous waters of the AFC West! Yarrr!

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