Avast! ESPN scallywags be accused of cheerin' for the Buffalooes as they be sunk in a bowl game! Arrr!
2024-12-29
Arrr, matey! The ESPN sea dogs be takin’ a fair bit o’ flak fer singin’ sweet shanties ‘bout the Colorado Buffaloes, even as they were sunk by the BYU Cougars! Aye, ‘tis a fine mess when ye cheer a ship while it be goin’ down, har har!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather ‘round as I spin a yarn ‘bout the mighty BYU Cougars who did lay waste to the Colorado Buffaloes like a ship caught in a storm! On a fateful night in the Alamo Bowl, the Cougars sent the Buffaloes to Davy Jones’ locker with a score of 36 to 14, spoil’n the grand farewell for the famed Shedeur Sanders and his Heisman Trophy matey, Travis Hunter!Our gallant BYU running back, L.J. Martin, charged forth with two touchdowns and 93 rushing yards, while Sione I Moa joined the fray, addin' another score to the treasure chest of victory! But lo, the fans tuned into the ESPN broadcast did raise a ruckus, claimin’ the spotlight was too heavily on the Buffaloes. Even Connor Pay, a sturdy lineman of the Cougars, beseeched the broadcasters to give his crew some love, and they finally did, with the score favoring BYU!
Now, as the dust settles, that scallywag Deion Sanders, captain of the Colorado ship, faces a tough farewell, as some of his crew be setting sail for the draft. But fret not for the Cougars, for they be finishing their season with a glorious 11-2 record, a feat worthy of the finest pirate’s bounty, led by the crafty Kalani Sitake, who hath transformed the crew into fierce competitors!