Arrr! Ravens be plunderin’ them Texans on Christmas, eyein’ the treasure of the division title, aye!
2024-12-25
Arrr, the Baltimore Ravens be givin' the Houston Texans a right hefty lump o' coal fer Christmas, and by thunder, they be sailin' straight to the top o' the AFC North! A jolly good jest, if ye ask me! Ho ho ho, and a bottle o' rum!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the Baltimore Ravens, who sailed into the AFC North lead with a mighty 31-2 thrashin’ of the Houston Texans, all while the Pittsburgh Steelers floundered about earlier that day like a fish outta water!The captain of this victorious vessel be none other than the swashbucklin’ quarterback, Lamar Jackson! With a fleet-footed 48-yard touchdown run, he dashed through the enemy lines in the third quarter, leavin’ the Texans in his wake. But that be not all! He followed up with a pass to Mark Andrews, makin’ the score look as lopsided as a pirate's treasure map!
Jackson also tossed a gem of a pass to Isaiah Likely, and by the end of the night, he had wrangled up 168 yards throwin’ and 87 yards runnin’. Meanwhile, Derrick Henry, our trusty first mate, kicked off the plunder with a touchdown run of his own, weighin’ in with 147 yards on the ground.
Alas, the Texans were as lost as a ship without a compass, scorein’ only a solitary safety! With their cannons silenced, they couldn’t muster more than 10 first downs! As the Ravens raised their sails to 11-5, the Texans sunk to 9-7, and I reckon the Steelers be feelin’ the heat as they drifted to 10-6! Aye, a jolly good time on the high seas of football!