Arrr! Maine’s caught in a tempest, matey! Trump and the governor be sparrin’ 'bout trans scallywags in the sportin’ seas!
2025-02-21
Arrr, after President Trump and Governor Mills had a right ruckus 'bout allowing scallywags of all sorts in the sports, the Education crew be settin’ sail on a Title IX probe in the Pine Tree State! Aye, the seas be stormy where fairness be concerned!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' the high seas o' education and sportin' disputes! The grand ol' United States Department of Education be settin' sail on an investigation into Maine’s Department of Education, claimin' they be ignorin' the orders o' Captain Trump regarding the participation of transgender athletes in the fair maidens’ sports.Maine be joinin' the likes o' California and Minnesota in this stormy sea, where they be allowin' biological lads to compete against the lassies. A letter from the Department’s Office fer Civil Rights be warnin' that the Maine Department be breakin' the law by lettin' the boys play in the girls’ leagues, which be raisin' the eyebrows of many a sailor!
In a fiery exchange, Captain Trump be tellin' Maine’s Governor Mills that if she don’t follow the executive order, she be riskin' the federal booty. “We’ll see ye in court!” she boldly replied, not takin' the Captain's threats lightly. Trump, with a scowl, vowed no federal treasures would flow to Maine unless they shaped up, leavin' the state to ponder whether to follow the law of the land or hold fast to their own course.
The seas be rough, but the laughter be hearty as this saga unfolds! Arrr!