Arrr! Dak Prescott's lass lost $40,000 in booty from her sea-chariot, says the scallywag report!
2024-12-30
Arrr, matey! Just a day afore the scallywag Luka's treasure was plundered, Dak Prescott's lass, Sarah, found her ship's hold lightened by near 40,000 doubloons worth of fine loot from her chariot! The seas be a treacherous place for a fair maiden's belongings!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of thievery that be plaguin' the athletic brigands of our fair seas! Just the day before the scallywag Luka Doncic had his treasure plundered, the fiancée of Dallas Cowboys’ quarterback Dak Prescott found herself a victim of a nefarious theft! Aye, Sarah Ramos lost a chest of riches worth $40,000 from her carriage whilst she rushed off to do some Pilates, forgettin' to lock her door! What a blunder, eh?She returned from her exercise only to discover her prized possessions, includin' designer loot from Chanel and Gucci, had sailed away without a trace. Even her credit cards began to be used quicker than a ship in full sail! Just ye see, this thievin' spree be no mere coincidence; it’s believed that an organized band of rogues, possibly even hailing from South America, has been targetin' our athletic mates.
The NFL crew issued a warning to their buccaneers, advisin' them to batten down the hatches and install security systems, lest they suffer the same fate. So, me mateys, let this be a lesson! Keep yer valuables close and yer doors locked tight, or ye may find yer treasures plundered by crafty sea dogs! Arrr!