Arrr, Jimmy Butler be a scallywag, dodgin’ rent o' $260,000 and leavin’ $130,000 in chaos in his Miami lair!
2025-03-02
Arrr, me hearties! It be claimed that the famed swashbuckler of the Miami Heat, Jimmy Butler, be owing a treasure of $260,000 in doubloons for rent! And after settin' sail from his Florida lair, he left a heap o' 127,000 doubloons' worth of wreckage! Blimey!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' one Jimmy Butler, that swashbucklin' NBA star who be lookin' to sail away from the shores of Miami! Aye, he raised the Jolly Roger, shoutin’ loud 'n clear that he wanted to make port with another crew. His heart was set on joinin' the Golden State Warriors, and they be havin' fair winds with him, though he missed a skirmish due to some troublesome back spasms.But lo! Trouble be brewin’! A fearsome beast known as Five Star Marketing be comin' for Butler's doubloons, claimin' he failed to pay over a quarter million gold coins in rent! Aye, and they say he left behind a treasure trove of damages, includin' moldy ceilings and floors—ye wouldn't want to put yer foot in that muck, I tell ye!
Butler be alleged to have changed the locks on his Miami lair, leavin' the property owner’s mates out in the cold. Now, that house be valued at a whopping $10 million! Despite these shenanigans, the Warriors be strikin' gold with him in their lineup, but his recent scorein’ be as dry as a pirate's throat after a long voyage.
Savvy? Keep yer eyes peeled on this tale, for it be far from over, arrr!