Arrr! Dez Bryant be shoutin’ after McCarthy’s walk the plank: “A fine decision, matey!”
2025-01-13
Avast, mateys! Mike McCarthy be sailin' into the 2024 season like a ship with a hole, a lame duck, he be! This week, the Cowboys and the ol' captain couldn’t strike a deal for a shiny new contract. Arrr, what a fine mess!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of a swashbucklin’ coach named Mike McCarthy, who sailed the stormy seas of the Dallas Cowboys, but alas, his ship has hit the rocks! Reports be sayin’ that he and the owner, Captain Jerry Jones, decided to part ways like two ships in the night.Jones, with a heart full of gratitude, tipped his hat to McCarthy, sayin’, “Aye, he navigated through some treacherous waters!” Yet, it seems the good captain thought it best for both to set sail in different directions. McCarthy’s ship, which had a decent run, ended its last season at a disappointing 7-10, a far cry from the glory days of high-seas adventure!
Famed pirate of the field, Dez Bryant, let out a hearty laugh, callin’ it a “great move!” He even jabbed at the idea of a new rookie, Ashton Jeanty, joinin’ the crew, sayin’, “If Dallas thinks of draftin’ him, McCarthy be the wrong captain!” So, the Cowboys be on the lookout for a new captain to steer their ship toward treasure—a Super Bowl, that be! Arrr!