Arrr, them Cowboys be swappin’ treasure fer quarterback Joe Milton from the scallywags at the Patriots, aye!
2025-04-03
Arrr, matey! The scallywags of the Dallas Cowboys be swappin’ shiny doubloons for the swashbuckler Joe Milton from them New England landlubbers! Aye, he manned the helm for but one battle last season! A jolly ol’ trade, if ye ask me!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the Dallas Cowboys snaggin' themselves a fine quarterback by the name of Joe Milton from the New England Patriots! A trade was struck on the day of Thor’s thunder, where the Patriots gave up Milton and a seventh-round treasure for a fifth-round pick from the Cowboys. A fair swap if I say so meself!This lad, Milton, aged but 25 summers, had but one start with the Patriots last season, aye. He be a sixth-round pick from the 2024 NFL Draft, hailing from the shores of Tennessee. In his lone conquest against the Buffalo Bills, he did well enough to win the day, throwin' for 241 yards with one touchdown and even runnin’ for another. Aye, he showed promise, but do mind the Bills were playin' with a crew of landlubbers mostly.
With Dak Prescott at the helm, Milton be slottin' in as the backup, fillin' the boots left by Cooper Rush, who sailed off to the Ravens. The Cowboys' quarterback ship now be sailin' with Prescott, Milton, and the lesser-known Will Grier. Milton, known as "Bazooka Joe" fer his cannon-like arm, is ready to blast off in the NFL seas! So hoist the sails, me mateys, and let the games begin!