Avast, me hearties! NCAA chief prattles ’bout lady ballers’ ratings whilst SJSU’s trans hullabaloo sails into stormy seas!
2024-12-19
Avast ye! NCAA Cap'n Charlie Baker be crowin’ like a rooster ‘bout the swellin’ TV numbers for the lasses’ volleyball swashbucklin’, even as the stormy seas of controversy be brewin’. Aye, a jolly good show it be, but keep yer eye on the horizon, mateys!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the raucous seas of NCAA sports! The grand captain of this ship, President Charlie Baker, be boastin' on the ESPN plank about a monstrous rise in TV views for the women’s volleyball tournament—up 100% this very year! Aye, it be a merry sight, just a year after a whopping 115% rise from the previous year! Seems folks be lovin’ a good tussle, even if it ain’t football or basketball, savvy?But hold ye horses, fer the waves be choppy! The San Jose State crew found themselves in a tempest over a certain player, Blaire Fleming. Aye, the crew be caught in a legal whirlpool, claimin' they were forced to face a transgender player without a whisper of her origins. The storm be strong enough to capsize their season, leadin' to a string of forfeits that be unprecedented in volleyball lore!
With threats flyin' and police guardin' their sails, the SJSU Spartans sailed into battle, only to find their championship dreams dashed by Colorado State. Coach Kress lamented the hateful messages cast upon his crew like cannon fire. So, as the seas calm, the saga of college volleyball continues to unfold, full of intrigue and hearty laughs! Arrr, what a spectacle on the high seas of sport!