The Booty Report

Arrr, MLW matey Brett Ryan Gosselin be settin' sail fer Rogue Horsemen's treasure at Battle Riot VII, ye scallywags!

2025-04-04

Arrr, Brett Ryan Gosselin be sportin' a new swagger, aye! It be the Rogue Horsemen's mischief that's got him feelin' spry. He be settin' his sights on plunderin' some shiny gold at Battle Riot VII, savvy? Hoist the sails and let's be off!

Ahoy there, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about a lad named Brett Ryan Gosselin, or BRG fer short, who set sail into the realm of Major League Wrestling with a flair that be as bright as a thousand doubloons! This scallywag, lookin' akin to Ryan Gosling’s Ken from that film “Barbie,” hath shed his pretty-boy image and joined forces with his shipmates in the Rogue Horsemen, the likes of Bobby Fish, C.J., and Brock Anderson.

Now, with the grand Battle Riot VII on the horizon, where the Major League Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship be at stake, BRG be ready to swap his past for the glory of gold! Last year, the poor lad was but a lone wolf in a sea of forty, and alas! He did not seize the treasure. But fear not! This year, he’s got a cunning plan and a crew by his side, ready to unleash a storm upon the competition!

“Aye, I be huntin’ for gold!” he declares with the fire of a thousand cannons. Gosselin claims the year o' 2025 be the time for the Rogue Horsemen to claim their rightful place in history! With the specter of "Barbie" behind him, he aims to hoist the championship flag at Thunder Studios Arena in Long Beach. So, mark yer charts, for Battle Riot VII be upon us, and Gosselin aims to write his name in the annals of wrestling fame!

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