"Blasted devils be pullin’ the grandest trick on them Rangers, laughin’ all the way to a mighty victory!"
2024-12-24
Arrr, as the New York Rangers be flounderin' like a fish outta water, the New Jersey Devils be havin' a jolly ol' time laughin' at their Hudson River foes on the fine Monday morn! Avast, me hearties, 'tis a merry spectacle indeed!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with tales of the New Jersey Devils, who be havin’ a jolly good time bestin’ their Hudson River foes, the New York Rangers, with a resoundin’ 5-0 thrashin’! Aye, it be a season of triumph for the Devils, who’ve claimed the spoils against their rivals time and again.Now, cast yer minds back five years, when the draft saw the selection of two lads: Jack Hughes and Kaapo Kakko. The Rangers be celebratin’ Hughes’ pick as if they be findin’ buried treasure, but little did they know the tides would turn. Hughes be on fire, eyein’ the Calder Trophy, whilst poor Kakko be traded away to the Seattle Kraken like a forgotten piece of booty!
In a recent encounter in Newark, the Devils took the opportunity to mock the Rangers, showin’ a video of Kakko celebrations. The camera caught Hughes laughin’ like a scallywag at the irony. To add salt to the gaping wound, Hughes scored twice, and the Devils cheekily edited the MSG scoreboard to show an "L" for the Rangers. Har har har!
As the Rangers flounder, the Devils sail towards glory, sittin’ high with 49 points, ready to make a serious push for the Cup. So hoist yer tankards and toast to the victorious Devils, the true marauders of the ice seas!