Arrr! Stephen A. Smith be comparin' himself to the Chiefs and Mahomes, causin' a right jolly spit take, matey!
2025-02-04
Arrr, Stephen A. Smith be thinkin' he’s as grand as the Kansas City Chiefs! That jest sent his mateys into a fit o’ chuckles, and Molly Qerim nearly spouted her grog all over the deck! Aye, what a raucous spectacle on the high seas of sportin' chatter!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a salty sea dog by the name of Stephen A. Smith, who be settin' sail on the stormy seas of the NFL, findin' the Kansas City Chiefs as irksome as a barnacle on a ship's hull!As the Super Bowl festivities unfurl, Smith and his trusty crew on "First Take" be ponderin' what makes the Chiefs, led by the infamous Patrick Mahomes, as bothersome as a pesky seagull. When asked, our matey Dan Orlovsky be spoutin' the bitter truth: "They win!" Aye, that’s the rub!
Smith, a self-proclaimed scourge of the television waves, quips, "I’d know somethin' about bein' annoying," eliciting a hearty laugh from his crew, and even Molly Qerim nearly spat out her grog! "I apologize to America," she exclaimed, tryin' to regain her composure. Such be the price of humor!
But hark! Behind the jestin' lies truth, for Smith boasts, "April marks 13 years at No. 1, baby!" The Chiefs be a formidable crew, chasin' their third consecutive Lombardi trophy, a feat not seen since the legendary Lakers of yore! So, keep yer eyes peeled, for this pirate's tale be far from over!