Arrr! Tom Brady be sayin' scallywags who run should be stripped of their shields, arrr! What a treasure of nonsense!
2025-01-23
Arrr! Tom Brady, that scallywag of a quarterback, be chimin' in on the ruckus 'bout the whacks givin' penalties to our matey, Patrick Mahomes! Aye, it be a fine squabble on the high seas of the NFL! Grab yer rum and enjoy the show, me hearties!
Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn 'bout the legendary Tom Brady, who be weighin' in on the ruckus 'round that swashbucklin' quarterback, Patrick Mahomes o' the Kansas City Chiefs. This ol' sea dog, now aged 47, be suggestin' that when a quarterback be runnin' like a scallywag, they be losin' their armor of protection!Brady be chattin' on “The Herd” about how the scepters of the field, the referees, can't be the only guardians when those quarterbacks be takin' to their feet. He be raisin' a ruckus 'bout how two Chiefs' calls in their clash against the Texans had folks scratchin' their heads, particularly a hit that looked more like a parley than a penalty!
And what do ye know, Mahomes be caught slippin' and slidin', dodgin' defenders like a crafty pirate! But alas, he drew flags left and right, makin' our Tom fume about players playin' timid, like they’ve seen a ghost ship. “If ye don’t wanna be hit, just run out of bounds!” Brady bellowed, callin' for some good ol' aggressive play!
As the Chiefs prepare to clash with the Buffalo Bills, the eyes of the seas be watchin' closely, for the officiatin' be as unpredictable as a storm at sea! Yarrr! Let the games begin!