Arrr! Superintendent be comparin' lassies in sports to fightin' for treasure, like the ol' civil rights scallywags! Har har!
2025-03-20
Arrr, matey! Superintendent Ryan Scallon be comparin' them federal rules 'bout swappin' genders in the lassie leagues to the grand ol' tussles fer civil rights! Aye, 'tis a right ruckus of words, like sayin' a parrot be a fine shipmate! Avast, what be the world comin' to?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the ruckus brewin' in the fair land of Maine, where the winds of debate be blowin' fierce 'bout transgender scallywags in the lassies' sports leagues. Public Schools Superintendent Ryan Scallon, he be takin' to the plank to voice his thoughts on the matter, sayin' the federal rogues at the Department of Health and Human Services be makin' demands that might just sink the ship of Title IX rights for the fair maidens.The Office of Civil Rights be claimin' that various Maine institutions, includin' Greely High, have flouted the sacred rules, threatenin' 'em with the mighty U.S. Department of Justice if they don’t mend their ways. Scallon, bless his heart, likens this to past battles for civil rights, sayin' the current tussle be fueled by fear and the desire to cast out those who be different.
The Maine Principals’ Association be standin' firm, claimin' their policies align with the state’s laws on human rights. Meanwhile, the Trump crew be stirrin' the pot with threats of pullin' federal doubloons if Maine don’t comply with their decree, causin' a right ruckus between the state’s leaders. So, hoist the Jolly Roger and keep yer eyes peeled, for this be a battle of wits and rights on the high seas of sportin' debate!