Arrr, a scallywag claims an ex-Raven stole his lass, who be marchin' with the band, blowin' her horn!
2025-02-22
Arrr, it be said that the scallywag Steve Smith Sr., a former plunderin' Raven, did dally with a lass from the crew’s band! A scorned matey on the social nets be claimin’ to be her swain. Avast! Love on the high seas be as treacherous as a stormy squall!
Ahoy, gather ‘round ye scallywags and lend an ear to a tale most outrageous! Former NFL buccaneer, Steve Smith Sr., found himself in a tempest on the high seas of social media, where a landlubber took to X, accusin’ the swashbuckler of stealin' away his fair lady, a member of the Baltimore Ravens’ marching band, no less!This scallywag cast a spell of scandal with a slew of messages, challengin' Smith directly, blurtin’, “Does yer wench know ye've been f---in' my wife?” The ruckus escalated as the accuser shared saucy texts and images purportedly between Smith and his wife, with tongues waggin’ like a ship in a storm!
In a jolly twist, our accuser recorded a conversation, callin’ out to Smith, demandin’ to know if he had indeed been playin' the villain. “You’ve been f---in' my wife, mate!” he bellowed. To which Smith, the crafty devil, offered naught but an apology, ignitin' further ire from the spurned sailor.
The man went on to lament, “Ye knew she was wed! What foolishness is this?” And with that, the call ended, leavin’ Smith silent as the deep blue sea. So, me hearties, beware! For even the mightiest of seafarers can find themselves caught in tempestuous waters of scandal! Arrr!