Arrr, the coach o' seed sixteen be fumin' like a cannonball! “Be we really that scallywaggin’ weak against Florida?”
2025-03-20
Avast, mateys! No. 16 Norfolk State be a scallywag, face-to-face with the fearsome No. 1 Florida, and they be givin' 'em nearly a 30-point thrashin'! Captain Robert Jones be fumin' like a stormy sea about it! Arrr, let the best buccaneers battle!
Arrr mateys! Word on the high seas be that the swashbucklin’ crew o’ Norfolk State, ranked a wee 16, be dockin’ their hopes against the fearsome No. 1 Florida Gators. The landlubbers o’ Vegas be givin’ the Spartans a slim chance, like a fish outta water!The Gators be a mighty fine crew, settin’ sail as the favorites to plunder the March Madness treasure! Only twice in the storied past o’ this grand tournament have the lowly No. 16s toppled a top ship, with UMBC and Fairleigh Dickinson makin’ history, yet most meet their doom like barnacles on a ship’s hull!
With nearly a 30-point spread, Coach Robert Jones be scratchin’ his head, wonderin’ if his lads be as useless as a rusty anchor. “Are we that bad?” he be ponderin’, his blood boilin’ like a cauldron. Yet, he feels a fire in his belly, proclaimin’ his boys play better when riled up like a crew ready for a rum brawl!
Should the Spartans snatch victory from the jaws of defeat, it’d be the grandest upset in the annals o’ March Madness! But beware, for history be not on their side, with 154 other 16s meetin’ their doom! Arrr, let’s see if these Spartans can turn the tide or if they’ll be walkin’ the plank! Yo ho ho!