"Arrr, Cam Ward be grumblin’ 'bout them College Playoff rankings, sayin’, 'I reckon they be blind to the tapes!'”
2024-12-05
Arrr, matey! Cam Ward, the swashbucklin’ captain of the Miami Hurricanes, be raisin’ a ruckus o’er their spot in the College Football Playoff treasure map! He be thinkin’ they be worth more than a bilge rat’s treasure, but alas, the rankings be as crooked as a scallywag’s grin!
Ahoy, mateys! The fine crew of the Miami Hurricanes be in a right pickle after the College Football Playoff selection committee tossed 'em into the briny deep with naught but two losses to their name! The scallywags be wonderin' how Alabama, with three losses, be ranked higher, especially after bein’ sunk by Oklahoma with a measly score of three points!Our brave captain, quarterback Cam Ward, be spoutin’ off against the committee, claimin’ they ain't watchin' the right tapes! "We be navigatin' tougher seas than them SEC swabs!" he be bellowin’. He knows they had the wind in their sails for much of the season but lost their way against Syracuse, blowin' a 21-point lead like a cannon's smoke!Coach Mario Cristobal, bless his heart, be callin' on the committee to stick to the facts, but the officials, bless their hearts, be sayin’ Alabama's record be shinier, what with a few more wins against the top dogs in the league. They be likin' numbers more than a pirate likes rum, and those numbers be sinkin’ Miami's ship!So here we be, waitin’ for fair winds and the chance to sail once again into the playoffs, or else we be left to scuttle our boats and drink our grog in despair! Arrr!