Arrr, matey! Dusty May be spillin' the beans on his first year wranglin' scallywags in the Big Ten seas!
2025-03-14
Avast ye mateys! Captain Dusty May, helmsman of the Michigan Wolverines, be spillin’ the beans on his maiden voyage in the treacherous Big Ten seas, all while parleyin’ with the fine folks on OutKick. Yarrr, he’s learned more than a landlubber at a rum fest!
Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags! Dusty May, a fine captain of the Michigan men's basketball ship, set sail this past offseason, fresh from the sunny shores of Florida Atlantic, where he spent six seasons plundering the court! At 48, Dusty be spillin’ the beans on his first season in the rough waters of the Big Ten, claimin’ it be more brutal than a kraken’s grip!“Aye,” he declared, “those lads be complainin’ ‘bout fouls all summer, and we just told ‘em, ‘Ye be in the Big Ten now, mateys! Toughen up!’” Yet, Dusty be admitin' that his crew wasn't ready to face the stormy seas of physical play, sayin’ he shoulda prepared ‘em better for the brawlin' that ensued!
“We be a ship of finesse, not a battleship,” he lamented, speakin’ of his skilled lads who’d rather dance than clash. Despite this, the Wolverines hold a record of 22-9 and be settin’ their sights on the Big Ten tournament like hungry sharks! With a solid foundation laid, Dusty be lookin’ to lead ‘em through the tempest ahead, hopin’ to claim victory and glory!
So hoist the Jolly Roger, and let’s see if the Wolverines can conquer their foes in the waters of the Big Ten! Arrr!