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Arrr! Levis be sittin' like a landlubber while his old flame watches the Titans sink to Davy Jones' locker!

2024-12-17

Arrr, matey! Will Levis, the swashbucklin' Titan of Tennessee, sailed into a stormy battle 'gainst the Bengals, but alas, he floundered! And to add salt to the wound, his fair lass be watchin’ from the crow's nest! Aye, what a sight for sore eyes, that be!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of Will Levis, the Tennessee Titans' brave captain of the gridiron, who faced the fearsome Bengals on a fateful Sunday.

Alas, our gallant lad found himself walkin' the plank in the third quarter after tossin' not one, not two, but three interceptions, like a sailor throwin' his rum overboard! The last of 'em found its way into the hands of Geno Stone, who sprinted off like a scallywag with treasure, sealing a fate of 37-27 for the Titans, who now be languishin' at 3-11.

To add salt to the wound, Levis’ former flame, Gia Duddy, was spottin' in the stands, decked out in Titans colors, a sight that could make any pirate's heart sink! She once shared the spotlight with him at the NFL Draft, but now, she be watchin’ as he flounders like a fish out of water.

With 1,916 yards and an equal number of touchdowns and interceptions, the lad’s fortunes be takin' a turn for the worse. Will this be the end of the treasure hunt for our beleaguered quarterback? Time will tell, but for now, he be navigatin’ treacherous waters indeed!

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