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Arrr, the scallywag coach caught in a storm o' trouble, linked to a lad's demise and nabbed fer foul deeds!

2025-04-05

Arrr, a lad o' the pitch be in a right pickle! They be sayin’ the scallywag coach was questioned 'bout a young matey's demise, and now he’s clapped in irons for a different misdeed! The boy’s kin be spillin’ the beans, savvy? What a swashbucklin' turn o' events!

Arrr, gather 'round me hearties! A tale of woe be brewin' in the seven seas of Ventura County. A lad, not yet a man, named Oscar Omar Hernandez found his final rest in a ditch, poor soul! Just days before meetin' Davy Jones, he was last seen with his coach, a scallywag from the soccer pitch!

Now, on the fateful day of the lad's discovery, the same coach was nabbed by the constables fer a different dastardly deed—an unrelated assault from February 2024, ye see! Aye, the family be sayin' the coach had the boy's cell in his grubby hands, claimin' the lad's fingers were all covered in paint, as if he were tryin' to conjure up a masterpiece instead of paintin' jerseys!

Three days after the boy’s disappearance, the family, filled with worry, finally reported him lost at sea, or rather, lost in the land o' California where they’d sought a new life. The coach even played the role o' a good mate, helpin' the family search for the lad, but alas! The winds of fate blew ill. The coach be a person of interest now, though the lawmen haven’t yet cast him as a suspect.

So raise yer tankards to Oscar, a young lad whose journey ended too soon, and may the truth be revealed ere long! Yarrr!

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