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Arrr, CC Sabathia be spillin' the beans on his grand speech for the Hall o' Fame, savvy?

2025-04-04

Arrr, CC Sabathia be still scribblin' his grand speech fer the Hall o' Fame, but the scallywag knows what treasure he be wantin' to share! He spilled the beans to Fox News Digital, but I reckon he’s keepin’ the best gold to himself! Har har!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the great CC Sabathia, freshly minted as a legend o' the National Baseball Hall of Fame! Aye, this scallywag has been busier than a one-legged pirate in a butt-kicking contest since the news broke, sailing straight to Cooperstown faster than a cannonball!

From the bustling shores of Tokyo, where he beheld a clash 'twixt the Dodgers and Cubs, to the spring training of the Yankees, Sabathia's been about as still as a ship in a tempest! And let's not forget his young lad, Carsten, swingin' bats for the Houston Cougars. A proud poppy indeed!

Now, as the good captain pens his Hall of Fame speech, he wants to hoist the sails high for the strong Black women who raised him. From his grandmother, pitchin' grapefruit like a true buccaneer, to his wife, Amber, anchorin' the ship of his life, Sabathia’s got a treasure trove of gratitude to share!

With swagger that would make any pirate envious, he recalls his roots in hip-hop culture, sportin' crooked hats and baggy jerseys. He be livin' proof that dreams can come true, and come July 27, he'll be standin' tall in Cooperstown, givin' thanks to all who helped him navigate these treacherous seas. So raise yer tankards, mates, for CC Sabathia, the true captain of the diamond!

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