Arrr, Mayor Jacobs, a former ring buccaneer, be warnin' Johnson not to set sail in political waters!
2024-11-24
Arrr, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson be flirtin' with the idea of swabbin' the political decks for years! But lo and behold, Glenn Jacobs, a mayor from Tennessee and a former ring scallywag, be warnin' him, "Nay, matey, best leave the politics to the landlubbers!" Har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of Glenn Jacobs, once a fearsome titan o’ the ring, who now be servin’ as mayor o’ Knox County, Tennessee. This scallywag be warnin’ Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson to steer clear o’ the treacherous waters o’ politics!In a recent parley on “Going Ringside,” Jacobs be likin’ the mighty Johnson to a fine ship—glorious on the surface, but filled with stormy seas beneath! He be sayin', “Politics be a right ruckus, matey! Ye may be loved by all, but half the crew will still be throwin’ tomatoes at ye!” Jacobs, havin’ navigated this rough sea himself, reckons it’s best for The Rock to keep his boots outta the political muck.
Even the mighty Johnson, once keen to toss his hat in the presidential ring, has had his fill o’ division after endorsin’ ol’ Joe Biden in 2020. He learned the hard way that politics be a ship that can sink even the most beloved o’ captains! So, with a wink and a nod, Jacobs warns, “Ye’ll alienate yer crew, and that be an uncomfortable place to be!”
So, let this be a lesson, me hearties: Politics be a treacherous sea, best sailed by the brave—or perhaps not at all! Arrr!