"Ahoy! The United Football League be the grandest chance, says Captain Russ Brandon, as we sail into 2025!"
2024-12-06
Arrr, matey! Captain Russ Brandon of the United Football League be chattin' with Fox News Digital 'bout their treasure trove o' growth and fine victories as they set sail for the grand 2025 season! Aye, let the winds of fortune blow favorably on their ship!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of the United Football League, which be settin' sail this spring with a crew of eight teams, and more on the horizon! The UFL be born from the union of the USFL and XFL, and unlike last year’s bureaucratic drudgery, now they be free as a seagull on the winds of fortune!Gone be the scurvy days of doubtin' a spring league’s worth! This UFL be three seasons strong, ready to weather any storm, and their captain, CEO Russ Brandon, knows they be no "one hit wonder," thanks to a fleet of backers like Dwayne Johnson and FOX. With training camps in Arlington, everything’s shipshape, with players flyin' around like gulls!
And ye best believe, the UFL be a treasure trove for players, havin' already sent some fine lads to the NFL, like kickers Jake Bates and Brandon Aubrey. For those hearty souls ponderin' their future, Brandon offers a golden opportunity—play in the UFL, and ye might just snag yer dream of playin’ in the grand NFL!
So mark yer calendars, me mateys, for the UFL sets sail on March 28, and may the winds of fortune fill their sails!