Arrr! Landlubbers be protestin' the Dodgers' jolly opener, scallywags linkin' arms with a cursed oil ship, har har!
2025-03-27
Arrr, matey! On the morn of opening day, the Dodgers be settin' sail, but a crew o' landlubber protesters be ready to make a ruckus, all a-fuss over their dealings with a scallywag oil company! Avast, what a merry hullabaloo it shall be!
Ahoy, mateys! As the Los Angeles Dodgers prepare to hoist the sails for their grand opening day, a ruckus brews outside Dodger Stadium! A band o' landlubbers, known as the "Dodgers Fans Against Fossil Fuels," be settin' the scene for a right ruckus two hours before the first pitch, demandin' that the team’s captain, Mark Walter, sever ties with the scallywags at Phillips 66, an oil-and-gas lot accused of spillin' galleons of filthy wastewater into the Los Angeles County sewer system!Yarr, it seems a federal grand jury has set its sights on Phillips 66, the very crew behind that 76 gas-station logo flaunted ‘round the stadium. They be accused of sendin' over 310,000 gallons of sludge into the sewer, with another 480,000 gallons joinin' the party later! 'Tis a fine mess, indeed, and these activists, with a petition signed by over 27,000 good souls, call this foul partnership the "greenwashin’ of the worst kind." Aye, even the California State Senate be weighin' in, suggestin' the Dodgers drop anchor far from those dirty fossil fuels!
So, as the Dodgers ready to face the Detroit Tigers on this fateful day, the air be thick with protest and oil, makin’ it a spectacle fit for the ages! Argh, what a day to be a pirate in the realm of baseball!